little white stalker car

so. just to clarify, i am posting this from a phone, so thats why there is a lack of punctuation and capitolization throughout this post. its just easier this way.

k, funny random weird story.  as u prolly know, ive been ringing bells at walmart for the salvation army.  lots of fun people, creepy old men, crabby women, and cute boys.  theres a white car we, mom and i, see a lot. it has there blue lights under it and a person stickered to the back window and a broken bumper.  basically, its rather unique.  we see it all the time, and then last saturday we were out driving and happened to pull up next to it. there were young cocky guys driving it, so naturally my mother had to beat their a$$ in a race.  we parted ways, went home, blah blah blah.

monday, i see the car pull up at walmart and when they come through my door, i stop and ask if they own the little white car with the blue lights.  they stop and say yeah, i tell them i was in the charger that beat them saturday, we part ways again.  end of story? no.  last night, tuesday night, i come home to find their car parked in front of my house.  talk about creepy. i immediately called mom and ask if she had invited them over or something crazy, shes as clueless as me.   after a bit of freaking out, we decided that the right thing to do is leave a note on their car reading: what the h are you doing in my driveway?! signed, the charger that kicked your a$$.  i kinda hope we see them at walmart again sometime, see if they got our note :)

zero to six-million billion star rating system

Because I have this bad habit of wasting my money watching movies in the theater instead of being patient and waiting for them to come out on DVD, I decided to come up with my own rating system.

Zero Stars:  I wish I hadn't seen it.  My life would be so much better could I go back in time and un-see it.  If it is suggested even on DVD, I would rather go sit in the other room and not watch it.

One Star: I regret paying to see it.  I'd watch it on DVD, but it was a waste of nine bucks in the theater. I would'nt even go watch it again if someone else paid for it.

Two Stars:  Should have just waited for the DVD.  I'd watch it again after like six months, not in the theater though.

Three Stars:  It was okay, I guess.  I'd see it again if someone else paid for it, but definately not the same weekend or anything.

Four Stars:  Liked it, it was good, glad I went.  I'd let someone else pay for me to see it, maybe even the next night.

Five Stars:  Awesome.  Loved it.  I'd pay to see it twice.

Six-million Billion Stars:  Best Movie EVER.  I'd pay to see it like three times, or twice in one day!  I'll buy it as soon as its on DVD!!!!!!