Saturday, May 28, 2011

The Eyes of an Elf

The following is a bit of writing my friend, Teagn King, wrote.  I liked it and wanted to share it.


The Eyes of an Elf
I coughed, my breathe became a cloud in the cold air of the dungeon. I shivered. My worn woolen shawl did nothing against the bitter wind that found its way through the cracks in walls of my cell. The chains seemed to have frozen in place where they held my ankles in their icy grasp. My cup of water had already frozen solid, and my tongue grew dryer. I tried to curl up, but the rags of green cloth that covered my body did not keep out the cold. Keys clicked and I looked up. A boy around my age, 18, slammed a bowl of cold slop on the floor. “Eat.” I smiled, my green eyes turning blue, then gold, then purple. For a minute I held him in my magical gaze, but he shook his head, releasing himself. “You can’t fool me Aoibheann Niamh, your eyes have no power over me,” he tried to hold himself still, but I could tell he was shaking in fright. I laughed, a laugh I had been told, would put bluebirds to shame. He quickly left, and locked the cell door. Men believed that eyes were magic, they weren’t. As I leaned down towards the bowl of milky white slop, my brown wavy hair fell away to reveal my pointy ears. I was an elf, and my eyes changed colors. They weren’t magical, it was just how I was born, and it scared the human race. Their king had captured me, believing that I, Aoibheann Niamh, or bright eyes, was the leader behind the War. It was laughable. That I, the illegitimate daughter of an elven blacksmith, would be the leader of the War. I looked back at the bowl of slop, and put my hands around it. The warmth had already left it, and a thin layer of ice was already beginning to form on the top. I brought the bowl to my nose, and breathed deeply. I sensed the essence of amaylis; the herb humans believed got rid of magic and put the consumer in a trance and state of ignorance and stupidity. I pulled myself into a corner of the cell and poured the slop down a hole in the floor, like numerous other times. I wrapped myself in my shawl as much as I could and tried to sleep.
When I woke up the torches had been lit that were braced to the wall of the corridor outside my cell, and my empty bowl was gone. I suddenly winced in pain as the scar on my upper arm throbbed. Elves. They were near. I looked up in time to see hooded men march past my cell. These were the men that had killed my father and captured me. The Hooded Guard, they were called. As they passed, one broke from the ranks and stole over to my cell. My eyes began to change color, and my scar throbbed stronger. “Aoibheann, come, now.” I smiled. “Eòghan.” He quickly and quietly broke the lock on my cell. Then he entered and broke the shackles on my ankles. He tossed me a black hooded cloak and we disguised ourselves as the Hooded Guard. I had little energy left, but we were able to make it out, unnoticed and alive. As we mounted his horse, I suddenly found myself in the golden woods of Crisosaidh, or Hall of the Elf.
“Stay strong my daughter.” I turned around. Father? But he was dead. As soon as he was there, he was gone disappearing in wisps of smoke.
“You served us well Aoibheann Niamh.” I turned around and saw the Queen. I fell to my knees, “Your majesty.” She extended her hand to me, her movements slow and dreamlike. “Rise and go in peace,” then she to disappeared in tendrils of smoke.
“Aoibheann,” I turned around again and there stood Eòghan. “Eòghan,” I said and ran towards him. He embraced me and whispered, “I love you.” I felt my self being pulled away from him by some unseen force. “No. Eòghan. Wait!” He extended his arm to me as I was being pulled away. Then like all the others, he vanished in strands of smoke. “No. Wait,” I cried. Something hit me in the face, and the golden woods of Crisosaidh disappeared.
“Get up.” Something kicked me and I looked up into the eyes of the Hooded Guard. My eyes began to change color in hatred, and for a moment they stood still, terrified by the beauty of my eyes. They quickly picked me up and dragged me out of my cell, my body limp and weak in their arms. As they led me outside, I caught a glimpse of my future through my still changing eyes. The executioner’s block. As they led me up the steps, the king began to mock me. “Finally Aoibheann Niamh, “he spit the words out like they were something rotten,” Finally the War will be over. I will be victorious as soon as your magical eyes cloud over.” I laughed, stunning the crowd. As they laid my head down on the block my eyes changed color for the last time.
 

Monday, May 23, 2011

Dreadfully Busy

WOW.  There are a couple of reasons for that WOW.  First, its been nearly a week since my last post- OOPS!! Sorry people.  Furthermore, I basically did nothing but play Zelda today.  I am really really REALLY liking Twilight Princess.  It is Epic.  Finally, the biggest of the WOWs.

THERES ONLY TWO WEEKS TIL CAMP!!!! AHHHH!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <---that pretty much sums it up, but I have more to say.  I am super excited, but it doesn't quite seem real.  I know two weeks isn't long, but I haven't even thought about packing (okay, I did a bit, but not really) and it seems like its months away still.  Its almost as if I know its coming but don't believe it and don't want to get my hopes up.  Only I DO believe in fairies...I mean that camp is coming.  Part of it could be that a lot is happening from now til then.  I have a youthgroup event on Wednesday, will hopefully be staying at Riverside on Friday night and helping work there on Saturday.  TJ graduates on Sunday, but hopefully I will NOT have to endure that.  Becca's graduation party is on Memorial Day (which is also Em and James's anniversary congrats woot woot etc).  Next Tuesday I'm going to a cookout bonfire thing.  Next Wednesday I have a YEAH! Board of Directors meeting.  Next Thursday I have a YEAH! event.  Next Saturday is TJ's graduation party/leaving for basic party.  Then I leave the day after that.  Yeah, I'd say I'm pretty busy.  So..in the next 13 days...I have 4 maybe 3 days I will not be doing anything.  Its okay though, I don't mind it.

With all that will be going on, good luck with getting a post out of me.  I will try, I really will.  But I'm not promising anything.  And in case this is my last before camp, I'm warning you that their internet isn't that best and I won't have much time, so you'll be lucky to get one blogpost a week.

Ahh I still can't believe theres only two weeks left.  Less than actually! Thirteen days.  The only downside is that it means only thirteen days to see Jack.  I am going to miss him.  A lot.  Sometimes, when I haven't been home all day, I start to miss him.  And thats after only eight hours.  I have to go approximately 1848 hours without seeing him.  Not sure I'll survive.  I will have Rusty though.  And Tank.  And Odie.  And all the people at camp of course.

{This is me failing at wrapping up the post with a good ending}

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Bury Me In Satin

If I die young, bury me in satin
Lay me down on a, bed of roses
Sink me in the river, at dawn
Send me away with the words of a love song

            Lord make me a rainbow, I'll shine down on my mother
            She'll know I'm safe with you when she stands under my colors,
            Life ain't always what you think it ought to be,
            Ain't even grey, but she buries her baby

                        The sharp knife of a short life, well
                         I've had, just enough time

And I'll be wearing white, when I come into your kingdom
I'm as green as the ring on my little, cold finger, I've
Never known the lovin' of a man
But it sure felt nice when he was holding my hand

          There's a boy here in town who says he'll love me forever,
          Who would have thought forever could be severed by
          The sharp knife of a short life, well,
          I've had, just enough time
 
                        So put on your best boys and I'll wear my pearls
                        What I never did is done
 
A penny for my thoughts, oh no, I'll sell them for a dollar
They're worth so much more after I'm a goner
And maybe then you'll hear the words I been singin'
Funny when you're dead how people start listenin'
 
         If I die young, bury me in satin
         Lay me down on a, bed of roses
         Sink me in the river, at dawn
         Send me away with the words of a love song
 
                       The ballad of a dove, Go with peace and love
                       Gather up your tears, keep 'em in your pocket
                       Save them for a time when you're really gonna need them
 
                                        The sharp knife of a short life, well
                                        I've had, just enough time
 
                                               So put on your best boys and I'll wear my pearls 
 


So, I really like this song.  Some people don't, and I'm okay with that.  I mostly like it because I like her voice, and its really poetic.  True, its poeticness is slightly morbid and I'm pretty sure its about suicide, but its poetic nonetheless.  Most songs now-a-days (yes, I said 'nowadays') lack that poeticness.  They're just about having a song with really awesome background music and words that rhyme.  Usually those words are something people can relate to, yes, but they are more focused on ryhming the words than the quality of the words.

So yeah.  I just thought I would share that with you.  Even if you disagree.  Because I don't really care if you disagree...no offense.

To listen to and watch "If I Die Young" music video click here.

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Who Let the Dogs Out?

So...I guess I should mention that I got a dog.  Before, I had two inside cats (old crabby Nala and gorgeous adorable Jack) and two outside cats (Lucy aka Ugly Betty even tho she is cute, and Kitty Kitty).  Dwight ran away :( and I think Kitty Kitty might have too, because I haven't seen her either.  Lucy also has three kittens.  Anyways, back to the dog.  His name is Koda, he's a Husky, kind of a redish brownish color.  I'll admit he's pretty cute, but then again Huskies are the only dogs I've ever liked.  He doesn't get along perfectly with the cats.  He chases Jack, because Jack runs.  He bugs Nala, but she hits him back and he leaves her alone.  And then theres Lucy.

I LOVE LUCY.  pun intended.  Not sure if thats exactly a pun, but I'm gonna call it that.  I used to be indifferent to her, but now I must say I appreciate her.  Whenever Koda decides he wants to go say hi to her, which is rare, she chases him and attacks him.  Its quite humourous to see a cat chasing a dog across the yard.  I understand she is protecting her kittens, and even if I feel a little bad for Koda, the hilarity outways all that.

Another plus of having Koda is that Jack is so terrified of him, that he practically lives in my room (Jack, not Koda.  Koda isn't allowed in my room, its Jack's safe place now).  And since I love Jack so much, I'm perfectly okay with it.  Although I did kick him out at 5:30 this morning because he was being really annoying and playing in the litterbox we gave him.  I don't think he's ever even used it, he just likes playing in it, like a little kid in a sandbox.  Or anyone in a sandbox, really.  I still love making sand castles.

Koda is slightly trained.  He is young still, so its not that big of a deal.  He just barks for half an hour if you put him in the kennel, and likes to chew on stuff like underwear.  He doesn't come very well, but he knows how to sit and we are teaching him to lay down.  We also found a cheap dog treat: Animal Crackers.  And its nice because you can feed them to the dog or eat them yourself.  It may be slightly cannibalistic on his part, but thats only if there is a dog in the animal crackers, and I don't think there is.

So yeah, just a little about our new dog.  Oh, and he's not really ours.  He's Emily and James' dog, but he lives in our house because they live in our house.  So I call him ours.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

WAZZUPP??

Blogpost Part One:

WAZZUPP??  Seriously though, what's up?  I wanna know whats up with YOU!!!!!! Are you still there? Have I bored you to death with boring posts you don't care about?


Blogpost Part Two:

Whats up with me?  Lets see.... we'll sort this by catergory:

1) My Blog.  I have added a feature called....well, I don't know what its called.  But its these cool little buttons you can have fun clicking, that say "funny" "didn't like" and "liked".  They are located at the bottom of posts, next to the share options.  Also, for future blogposts you should be seeing eventually:  I'm currently writing the story of my martian adventures.  And on my eighteenth birthday, which is in the summer of 2012, I have a post scheduled that I wrote recently but won't be able to read until then.  Its a letter to myself and you kinda.  So yeah, a little over a year but it'll be here eventually.

2) School.  I'm basically done with school.  I've finished my Physics, finally.  All I have now is Movies as Liturature, and I am on a netflix-oriented schedule for that so who knows when it'll be done.  I finished the rest of my school a while ago.

3) YEAH!  My homeschool group is playing LZRTAG for our next event and I am super excited!!!

4) Summer.   I will be leaving on June 5th for Lake Ellen!!!!!!!!! YAYYYYY!!!!! Can't wait for that!!

5) My Love Life.  Jack is still as cute as ever and there will never ever ever be a cat more adorable than him :)

Blogpost Part Three:

Any good blogs anyone has stumbled upon lately?  Have a blog I'm not subscribed to already? (see mine on the sidebar to the right)  I like reading blogs, its fun, but it seems like all of them out there are just about mothers rambling about how cute their three year old son is or snails or something.  Or good youtube channels.  or books you've read, I could use a good book.  I miss books that I stayed up until 4 AM because I couldn't put it down.

Blogpost Part Four:

BBBBYYYYYEEEEEEZZZzZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, May 9, 2011

A Poem Everyone Can Relate To

The Fart Poem.  Author unknown.

A fart can be quiet
A fart can be loud
Some leave powerful
Poisonous clouds

A fart can be short
Or a fart can be long
Some farts have been known
To sound just like a song

Some farts do not smell
While others are vile
A fart can pass quickly
Or linger awhile.

A fart can create
A most-curious medley
A fart can be harmless
Or silent, but deadly

A fart can occur
In a number of places
And leave everyone
With strange looks on their faces

From wide open prairies
To small elevators
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later

So be not afraid
Of the invisible gas
For always remember
That farts too, shall pass

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Knights in Shining Armor

Dear Knights:

Where are you?  I understand why you've hidden away.  We maidens in distress, we have ridiculed and scoffed at you, not believed in you, and even turned you away.  In trying to prove ourselves, we have told you we don't need your help.  When you offer your assistance, we say we are strong enough and don't need your help.  We have grown blind, trying to strengthen ourselves against the foes that attack us and no longer recognize you as a friend.  We confuse you with others, saying you are all the same.

I know you are not.  I know that you are out there, waiting for a call of distress.  I understand that when you hold open the door and carry the heavy load, you are not saying you think we are weak, but that you want to help.  Inside, we are all dying for someone to save us, sometimes from ourselves.  We just want a noble, respectable gentleman to love us forever.  Other less noble men have tricked us into believing you don't exist, that there is a price we must pay for a little love.  Please come out of hiding, show us that you want to love us just because you love us, not as part of an evil scheme.  We are waiting, just as you are!

Sincerely,

Lady in Distress