They say you can tell a lot about a woman by looking at the contents of her purse. This may or may not be true, because while many women keep similar things in their purse all women are not the same, but some of us keep very unique things in their purse. In my purse, I have the usual random coinage, old receipts, etc, as well as some other less common items. Like a Gameboy Advance with Spyro Season of Fire and Season of Ice, and The Legend of Zelda Oracle of Seasons. If you haven't realized is before now, I am a total nerd and love nerd stuff like that. The reason I carry that is because honestly, you never know when you're gonna be sitting around bored somewhere, wether its in the car stopped at a train or you're at a 'party' and it gets a little dull.
Another oddity I carry is taco sauce. No, not a whole bottle, altho thats not a half bad idea. I carry the little packets of delicious amazingness from Taco Bell, because if you ask for it in the drive thru they always give you like twelve packs and honestly, even I don't need that much. Sometimes I just eat it straight out of the packet, but usually I save it for special occasions, like french fries. I also have it in case I ever have the misfortune of being forced to go to Taco Johns (Bleh!!!) which is ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING and I hate eating there. The only good thing there is their Potato Olays which you have to admitt aren't all they're cracked up to be. So yeah, I carry Taco Sauce. Weird, but whatever.
Normally, I carry a knife (or two) as well. Generally in the form of my Leatherman (for those of you who don't know what that is, click here). All of last summer, I wore it on my belt but I don't need it as often anymore because I'm not at the barn anymore. Although this summer I am going to start being able to wear it YAYYY because I'm going back to always being at the barn YAYY!!!! Funny Story: Last summer, while on staff at Lake Ellen, whenever someone needed a knife they would just come to the wrangler table (table full of girls) to ask for one and we would all get one out. You would think they'd ask, say, the maintenence boys? Nope, the horse girls. Maybe not so funny, but hey I'm not here to entertain you.
Also, I generally carry a wallet. Today? Not so much. I left my purse in Eagle River and some horrible person said "Hey, I found a purse, lets see whats in it. Oh look, A really awesome shiny rainbow wallet with some poor girl's temporary liscense and $100 and library card and Maurices Take Ten card. OMG I HAVE AN IDEA!!!! Lets STEAL IT!!! HAHAHA THIS IS GREAT!! I'm sure she won't mind. They didn't even have the decency to leave my awesome rainbow wallet. Worthless scum.
At least I got my Gameboy and taco sauce and mp3 and sweet shiny reflective blue sunglasses back I guess. Maybe that person will send me a birthday card or something since they have my name and address and birthday and hair color and weight and height and eye color and driver ID. I doubt it though. Hope they spend my money on something worth while, or give it to some poor helpless person. Doubt that too, they'll probably walk into some dumb clothing store like Hollister with my awesome shiny rainbow wallet and pull out my hundred dollars and buy something stupid. Oh well I guess. Life goes on. You know, at least they had good taste and recognized awesomeness when they saw it.
STOLEN! :( :( :( :'(
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