Acknoweledgements

Dear people of Walmart, thank you for hours of entertainment.  Little boy not watching where you are going, there is a wall there.  Old lady with the scarf around your face, no I dont have a club card and no I cant smell the pig farms today.  Old man from the bus, yes I was here yesterday, and last week, and at copps.  Person that talked to me last week and I dont remember, of course I sleep here.  Random teenager, I'm glad I am not the only one who sings "If I only had a brain".  Old man, please, PLEASE pull up you pants!!!  Little child, am I really that scary???  Embarrassed son, dont worry, your Dad is just being funny and trying to embarras you, he doesnt really want to take me home.  Creepy man at Copps, I do not believe you are twenty, and do not want to be friends or anything else.  Woman stalking by, I apologize if my smile offended you.  Everyone: hello, merry christmas, no its not too cold, yes I am freezing, thank you, have a nice night.