Because I have this bad habit of wasting my money watching movies in the theater instead of being patient and waiting for them to come out on DVD, I decided to come up with my own rating system.
Zero Stars: I wish I hadn't seen it. My life would be so much better could I go back in time and un-see it. If it is suggested even on DVD, I would rather go sit in the other room and not watch it.
One Star: I regret paying to see it. I'd watch it on DVD, but it was a waste of nine bucks in the theater. I would'nt even go watch it again if someone else paid for it.
Two Stars: Should have just waited for the DVD. I'd watch it again after like six months, not in the theater though.
Three Stars: It was okay, I guess. I'd see it again if someone else paid for it, but definately not the same weekend or anything.
Four Stars: Liked it, it was good, glad I went. I'd let someone else pay for me to see it, maybe even the next night.
Five Stars: Awesome. Loved it. I'd pay to see it twice.
Six-million Billion Stars: Best Movie EVER. I'd pay to see it like three times, or twice in one day! I'll buy it as soon as its on DVD!!!!!!
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