Socks are an interesting thing. Most people don't really think about it when they put on their socks in the morning. Of course, most people don't realize the power of socks.
Little known is the fact that socks are the key to teleportation. By themselves, they will even rarely find themselves teleporting between dryers. Teleportation is, however, a genetic ability, so only some people are able to tap into the power of the sock.
Socks are a huge source of energy. A pair of two boring white ankle socks is a poor combination for that energy. The larger the sock, and the brighter, the more energy it can hold. Thats why my socks never match. The right combination of two knee-high,brightly colored socks helps me teleport. Now, all teleporters have their weaknesses. I know of some who can't teleport off-planet. I can't teleport if the weather isn't good.
Most people know my socks don't match. I always have to nod and say "Yes, I know, but they coordinate." An example is that I will wear one neon green zebra striped sock with a sock that looks like a converse shoe with neon green, red, and yellow laces. Or red stripes with a green stripes.
So now you know the reason behind my miss-matched socks.
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